multipack:

sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario

(via bright-nightscitylights)

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

(via boomsupersonicboom)

theyellowbrickroad:

sometimes i wonder if anybody is ever going to invent something that enables them to read everyones mind and i get so scared

(via another-funnyblog)

bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

(via another-funnyblog)